Realm of Ramith

I'm married, and therefore legally not allowed. But dear,and you can quote me, only a pussy wouldn't drop what he was doing and immediately motor boat your titties at the instant of request.

Okay, so something happened that I thought you guys would think was pretty funny.  My boyfriend and I were having an argument about my titties.  Not sure how you spell titties but whatever.  He prefers small titties and I have always been a bit sensitive about it because mine are, well, not small.  But he insists that even though he prefers small boobs, he LOVES mine.  Tonight I pulled them out and tried to use them as a motivating devise for a request that I had of him.  It didn't seem to work, so I said, "You don't like my boobs, you're a liar!" or something to that effect.  He insists that he does indeed love them, so I challenge him by saying, "If you do then prove it! Motor-boat them!" And he actually says, get this, "I don't motor-boat."  So I say, and I knew I shouldn't, but I couldn't help it, "The guys at Ren Faire LOVE to motorboat them..." Yeah, big mistake.  So he gives me this look, to which I respond, "I won't let them this year though, I won't even get flogged, I promise."  But then he makes a smart ass comment and I add under my breath, "Not that you'd know about it." Another mistake, he didn't approve to say the least, lol.  Anyway, long story short, I need someone who knows ( and I know plenty of you do ) that my boobs are more than satisfactory and no bargaining chip as been more glorious EVER.

hey you bastards hello from the abyss that is arkansas

I have been informed, via email, that I am in charge of getting Evan and my stuff together and taken to faire. I will be there earlish, and he will come much later.....  , but hopefully not too much later. 

dude this page has gone to shit.  noone ever posts shit here anymore and that makes me sad      but i guess youf fucking ass holes i mean awsome peps will be back on here closer to the opening weekend