Okay, so something happened that I thought you guys would think was pretty funny. My boyfriend and I were having an argument about my titties. Not sure how you spell titties but whatever. He prefers small titties and I have always been a bit sensitive about it because mine are, well, not small. But he insists that even though he prefers small boobs, he LOVES mine. Tonight I pulled them out and tried to use them as a motivating devise for a request that I had of him. It didn't seem to work, so I said, "You don't like my boobs, you're a liar!" or something to that effect. He insists that he does indeed love them, so I challenge him by saying, "If you do then prove it! Motor-boat them!" And he actually says, get this, "I don't motor-boat." So I say, and I knew I shouldn't, but I couldn't help it, "The guys at Ren Faire LOVE to motorboat them..." Yeah, big mistake. So he gives me this look, to which I respond, "I won't let them this year though, I won't even get flogged, I promise." But then he makes a smart ass comment and I add under my breath, "Not that you'd know about it." Another mistake, he didn't approve to say the least, lol. Anyway, long story short, I need someone who knows ( and I know plenty of you do ) that my boobs are more than satisfactory and no bargaining chip as been more glorious EVER.
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