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« on: March 12, 2010, 05:09:02 pm »
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great idea.  find wealthy families in other countries and have them pay me to marry their daughters so they can get citizenship.  gotta be worth a few hundred grand a pop right?  how long do ya have to stay married until they get the citizenship?  then divorce them and do it again.
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2010, 12:59:16 am »
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You need to find a nigerian princess. That money is even easier. You don't even need to marry them. They just want to smuggle massive amounts of money into US currency (you know, because US currency is so valuable and all), and they're willing to give you a huge ass cut of it. Honest. Just turn off your email filters. They'll contact You! How easy is that, right?
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 05:01:11 am »
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oh i get what you are saying, but i want it to be or have the aperance of being legit.  although i dont want to stay married for too long.  perhaps a terribly tragic accident could befall the new wives shortly after marriage.
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 03:57:39 pm »
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I've already looked into this. Veitnamese will give from 10k to 30k maybe 50 if your lucky. They buy you a house to live in and kinda put you up for the length of the marriage. Catch is it takes about 2 years for them to get citizenship. But supposedly they take care of you for that time.
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2010, 04:13:32 pm »
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I've already looked into this.
Is that why your wifey is so damn tiny? (love ya babe)
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 01:13:06 pm »
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Start up a website selling Czech wives you get a % and you dont have to deal with them, unless you want to break them in.. You can call it Czech-Mate

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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 08:07:43 am »
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Start up a website selling Czech wives you get a % and you dont have to deal with them, unless you want to break them in.. You can call it Czech-Mate

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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 11:17:42 pm »
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You don't want to deal with czech women, trust me. We've perfected the art of making you feel like a failure at everything you do.
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