Bullshitting

during the 1800's or so?!  a cavalry soldier was separated from his cavalry troop while traveling thru hostile indian lands.  fearing for his life he travled only at night when he happende upon some indians.  they did not kill him and did not speek english.  he was able to comunicate to them thru hand signals that he had lost his tribe and needed safe passage. . . . . or so he thought.

the cheif replied thru the same type of hand signals that they were having a heap big party and the cowboy was welcome to stay until the morning when they would escort him to safe lands.

And they DRANK!

as the cavalry man became shit housed the cheif gathered his attention and said "now we smokem peace pipe"  naturally the peace pipe fucked the trooper up and he signaled that it was bed time.  the cheif replied my daughter will show you to the place where you will sleep.

as he entered the wigwam  the super hot daughter pushed him in and began to get naked.  he realized what was up and got naked and proceeded to "savagely" fuck her.  she imediately began screaming joyfull moans "Wompa Wompa! ! !"  to which the man replied "yeah thats right baby this white man is givin it to ya cavalry style, Wompa Wompa baby!"

the next morinig he exited the tent to see lavish gifts laid at the door and the whole tribe rejoicing.  the cheif signed to him that he was happy the marriage to his daughter had been consumated by the man and  to celebrate they would play golf.

at the first T the cheif naturally teed off first smacking the ball with furrious force and perfect style.  the ball traveled thru the air to the green where it proceeded to roll directly into the hole.  the young worriors began to rejoice and yell and jump shooting there bows and arrows up into the air.

the man felt out of place and wanted to cheer as well.  remembering how the cheifs daughter rejoiced as he fucked her he yelled the only indian words he knew  loudly. . . . . . . ."Wompa Wompa mother fucker!"

silence fell over the indians as the cheif angrilly exclaimed  "what you mean wrong hole?! ! ! !"

Awesome!