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May 22, 2012, 11:42:17 am
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Question: What do you think is the biggest threat to sex?
STDs - 4 (30.8%)
Pregnancy - 2 (15.4%)
Christianity - 5 (38.5%)
MMORPGs - 2 (15.4%)
Total Voters: 13

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« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 01:36:28 pm »
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clearly, kevin, you have no experience with a woman during her second trimester of pregnancy, or, as i call it, The Lovin' Trimester  Wink

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BUT, the third trimester and then the following six months is The Time That Forgot Man's Penis.
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 04:58:05 pm »
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clearly, kevin, you have no experience with a woman during her second trimester of pregnancy, or, as i call it, The Lovin' Trimester  Wink

Giggity.



BUT, the third trimester and then the following six months is The Time That Forgot Man's Penis Began Anal Shenanigans!.
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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 05:06:42 pm »
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Hey, you can plug whatever you want up nicks ass, the third trimester and beyond is a bleak time for the penis
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 07:14:27 pm »
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On the poll at the top I was just wondering, isn't pregnancy and STD the same thing?
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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 09:32:41 pm »
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I happen to think; nay, rather i know it is pregnancy.  babies wreck the bodie.  no one and I mean no woman ever fully recovers.  there is always some scratch in the paint or dent in the fender or knock in the block that lowers the resale value of the car making it ok to crash into shit or change lanes without using a blinker or looking. 

it may be a never gonna go away smell, huge nipples, snatch that looks like a box of cow toungs or package of old sliced roast beef.  that wierd yougert looking discharge stuff.  cottage cheese legs or just anywher, bum hip, headach, under eye bags.  there is alwayse some thing that if you do not have the lights off and see it the mast is down.

the holocoust that is the fallout of pregnancy is the proponent of abstenance.

From personal experience, I must disagree.

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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2009, 11:02:04 pm »
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On the poll at the top I was just wondering, isn't pregnancy and STD the same thing?

No, Most STDs can be cured with a shot in the ass.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2009, 12:12:45 am »
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On the poll at the top I was just wondering, isn't pregnancy and STD the same thing?

No, Most STDs can be cured with a shot in the ass.
or caused by one  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2009, 10:43:01 am »
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Well if the shot had gone in her ass it would never have happned. Point proven!!!!
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