Ha Ha Ha! I totally get it. Also, what color will these snuggies need to be? I need something warm for faire anyway. Also, I like sparkly things.
I was thinking since they only come in 3 colors, red, blue and light green, the red one might work best. Red goes really well with black, and I know everyone has an abundance of black clothing.
Although, the light green one would look pretty good on you. To bring out your eyes.