Gatherings and Parties

Oh yes, that's right. I want to get you naked and wet.
So, you may or may not know that George and I have moved to a nudist colony, called Star Ranch, outside of Austin. On Saturday, July 11, at 2pm, we and the rest of the nudist world community are going to be in the Guinness Book of World records for Most People Skinny Dipping Worldwide. We  welcome you crazy motherfuckers to join us. The record hasn't been set, so we will make it in the Book, and we'll have lots of fun at it. they'll be tournaments (washers, volleyball, ping-pong?) and a DJ, and you are all more than welcome to crash our house.
If we can get enough of us, we could have a Pirate Invasion Weekend at the Nudist Ranch. BTW, the ranch is clothing optional, so for those of you with sand in your vaginas, you only have to be naked in the pools. Shit, I'll buy a keg if ya'll will come out. It's about 40 miles East of Austin on Hwy. 290. Please call us if interested...

hmmm......

i like the idea here.  who else is going?

Hell yes that sounds great.  I have been there once with a chick.  Her parents were there too, kind of weird.  But it is great to see and know that you are hung as well or better than many men 10 years older than you.  This was about 6 years ago mind you.

Ill have to see if I can get the weekend off.

By the way, FYI  do not shave your junk before you guys.  It will look like a disease the next day!

Hell yes that sounds great.  I have been there once with a chick.  Her parents were there too, kind of weird.  But it is great to see and know that you are hung as well or better than many men 10 years older than you.  This was about 6 years ago mind you.

Ill have to see if I can get the weekend off.

By the way, FYI  do not shave your junk before you guys.  It will look like a disease the next day!

ahh you must be relatively new to the "manscaping" universe. Trim first, shave with cold water, use generous amounts of shaving gel (it helps if you actually condition your pubes first), shave with the grain first, then very lightly against the grain for smoothness, and finally apply massive amounts of vitamin E lotion for the following couple days. This method has always kept razor burn to a minimum for me, and also the handful of women who I have actually shaved my self...Hey, if you want it done right....

I was headed up to Austin that weekend anyway, so count me in!

Hell yes that sounds great.  I have been there once with a chick.  Her parents were there too, kind of weird.  But it is great to see and know that you are hung as well or better than many men 10 years older than you.  This was about 6 years ago mind you.

Ill have to see if I can get the weekend off.

By the way, FYI  do not shave your junk before you guys.  It will look like a disease the next day!

ahh you must be relatively new to the "manscaping" universe. Trim first, shave with cold water, use generous amounts of shaving gel (it helps if you actually condition your pubes first), shave with the grain first, then very lightly against the grain for smoothness, and finally apply massive amounts of vitamin E lotion for the following couple days. This method has always kept razor burn to a minimum for me, and also the handful of women who I have actually shaved my self...Hey, if you want it done right....

Well, thanks for the advice! I think I'll try your method and see if that works better than my usual method. LOL!!

We won't be there....obviously. But I will get naked anyways! We will be in Austin on Monday and Tuesday so I hope we can come by and see you. Corwyn has been naked non stop anyways so a nudy ranch will be just right for him.

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Assica

Dude...everyone who did not go...which was ALL OF YOU (besides Johnny and Malice).. You all missed out on an awesome time. In every way, that place rocks. And the people are SUPER friendly. And yes, Johnny and I played volleyball, in the nude, and it was a lot of fun.

They invited me back to perform for their Labor Day event for a paying fire dancing gig. I could sure use a certain red head's help...if she wants some cash too.

We better see more of you out there.

I had a great time! and even though Malice didnt show up until later she had fun too!

--Johnny-No

Hey, I'm a bit self conscious about me being naked.. and other things.

But yes, I did show up later, and I'm SO glad I did. I had a wonderful time!

maybe you can get ann to do it

Hell yes that sounds great.  I have been there once with a chick.  Her parents were there too, kind of weird.  But it is great to see and know that you are hung as well or better than many men 10 years older than you.  This was about 6 years ago mind you.

Ill have to see if I can get the weekend off.

By the way, FYI  do not shave your junk before you guys.  It will look like a disease the next day!

ahh you must be relatively new to the "manscaping" universe. Trim first, shave with cold water, use generous amounts of shaving gel (it helps if you actually condition your pubes first), shave with the grain first, then very lightly against the grain for smoothness, and finally apply massive amounts of vitamin E lotion for the following couple days. This method has always kept razor burn to a minimum for me, and also the handful of women who I have actually shaved my self...Hey, if you want it done right....

Well, thanks for the advice! I think I'll try your method and see if that works better than my usual method. LOL!!
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Games??? Please say there is naked ring-toss!!!!!!!!!!

and naked leap frog!

There is naked dart tournaments... lol

and sand volleyball. I made so many "sand in you vagina" jokes until I, too, was a victim.