well well, that is interesting. it takes me back to my day as a child when my forte was interogating cats. yes, all manner of torture. hooking them up to a make shift electric chair and tripping the breaker over and over again. tying a rope to the tails of two cats and letting them go with a dog chasing them. they eventually get hung on a tree or something and the doge catches them. of course there is always the kitten in the dryer or microwave of your enemies. I am partial to interstate sign kitty bean bag toss. you have to be speeding for it to count. the boiling motor oil and feathers trick. rat poision in wet cat food and starving kitty.
the best is to feed the cat some meth and throw it into a dog pin. surprise surprise doggies.
bottle rockets tied to the tails of cats make a real cool display. tie a male cats nuts to a tree and let a pit bull go the cat will rip his own nuts off.
I know it must have hurt cauz they kept say in MEOW! But they never told me where they kept ther pot of gold.
If I ever caught you doing something like that, I'd shoot you to death without hesitation or remorse. It's not a matter of anger, I don't even find it offensive. Simply put, such behavior indicates to me that you're a danger to others. Plus it would give me another opportunity to watch a person die without any consequences.
all of this shit here honestly disturbs me a little bit, as i suspect that at least one if you is serious.