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« on: May 01, 2009, 10:15:10 pm »
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http://tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The research consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 12:06:54 am »
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lol I love this.

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2009, 10:41:55 am »
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That needs to be on a shirt... Now im going to wake jenna up and tell her to read that!

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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 10:57:34 am »
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Best Research Study Ever.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 02:31:35 pm »
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It's a fake, by the way. Look at the web address. Even though it looks like a CNN site, it isn't.
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 02:58:48 pm »
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*face palm*

Ok. Nick. Buddy. Obviously the article is a bit far fetched. Reading it, anyone really reading it, is going to realize it's a bit one-sided, and way too advocating of without talking about dangers (i.e. STDs) or social stigmas. It's very "hooray for blowjobs" which any true study wouldn't be.

But it sends a good message.

So for the love of god, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Buzz Killington.
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 07:39:20 pm »
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every time i read the tag line on this thread, i think to myself, 'i got something you can tie a pink ribbon around' then i remember oh, she was talking about blow jobs, and how good they are.  that is what she was talking about.  damnit.  my mental comeback is pretty lame, but i still have the same thought every time i read the subject line.
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 10:46:29 pm »
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*face palm*

Ok. Nick. Buddy. Obviously the article is a bit far fetched. Reading it, anyone really reading it, is going to realize it's a bit one-sided, and way too advocating of without talking about dangers (i.e. STDs) or social stigmas. It's very "hooray for blowjobs" which any true study wouldn't be.

But it sends a good message.

So for the love of god, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Buzz Killington.

It was an article that was posted, not the research.... Sooo, it could totally be all, "what STDs?" and all "hooray for blow jobs!", and get away with it.  So....you shut the fuck up!   Cool

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 10:42:54 am »
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How sad. NNN hates blow jobs...
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 11:07:58 am »
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How sad. NNN hates blow jobs...

he doesn't just hate blow jobs, he hates sex in general.  he thinks that just about all sex that is not in the missionary position, between a married couple for the purpose of procreation is wrong and hedonistic.  he's so puritanical.

on a tangentially related note, i have this friend of mine on the police department who has this fantastic running joke with his wife.  when ever they meet new people, and the conversation wanders around to the sex issue, he tells them that he and his wife only believe in having sex for the purpose of procreation, and as they are not ready for children yet, they have not yet consummated their marriage.  he does a pretty god damn good job of selling it too.  since his wife is in on, when they come up to ask her about, she backs him up and confirms the story.  it pretty awesome watching people trying to figure out if he is serious or if he is just fucking with them.  i just love that andy kaufman still "the jokes on you" style humor.  fucking great.

kind of like the guy i knew over in auto theft.  he was a tall, lanky, blond haired, blue-eyed cajun fellow, with the accent and everything.  just about as pale white as you can get before you turn albino.  i guess he was about in his mid thirties.  anyway, when ever the topic of families came up, he would bust out his wallet to show everyone pictures of his family.  he had this picture made up at some portrait studio (i don't know how, maybe he hired some professional actors or models).  in the picture was him with his arm around this like 300lb heart-of-darkness black woman that was probably in her fifties, with a scrawny little asian boy standing in front of him.  they are all grinning ear-to-ear.  its wonderful to watch him show it to people, because he plays it off so straight.  he plays it about as straight as you can.  the disbelief in people is wonderful.  on one hand, he sure seems to be serious, but the picture is so strange, that they are having a hard time believing him.  that is some classic fucking humor there.
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Not only is the article funny, but all the talk it's created is just great.
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every time i read the tag line on this thread, i think to myself, 'i got something you can tie a pink ribbon around' then i remember oh, she was talking about blow jobs, and how good they are.  that is what she was talking about.  damnit.  my mental comeback is pretty lame, but i still have the same thought every time i read the subject line.
I have the exact same thought every time i read it as well.
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