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« on: April 23, 2009, 02:16:52 pm »
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http://baconsalt.com/

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Some quotes from thier web site:

3 flavors of Bacon Salt – Original, Hickory and Peppered!

Baconnaise™, which promises to take your sandwiches, salads, dips, fish and fries (and more) to new and more bacon-y heights.

We made Bacon Salt, a low sodium, zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian and kosher seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon. At worst, we thought, we’d make something that we’d want to use at every meal.


Holy shit, why don't I have some of this?
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 03:35:39 pm »
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i need like all of this.
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 05:55:15 pm »
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i need like all of this.

HAHA None for you. Bad, Dave. No meat by-products for you.
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 07:16:21 pm »
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HAHA None for you. Bad, Dave. No meat by-products for you.

read the website.  it says that it is completely vegetarian.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 09:45:47 pm »
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i need like all of this.

HAHA None for you. Bad, Dave. No meat by-products for you.

read the website.  it says that it is completely vegetarian.

And Kosher... wait... wtf? Dave went vegetarian?
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2009, 12:07:06 am »
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HAHA None for you. Bad, Dave. No meat by-products for you.

read the website.  it says that it is completely vegetarian.

And Kosher... wait... wtf? Dave went vegetarian?

Only kind of... Kerry told me they still haven't run out of meat in the house, and they're not letting it go to waste...and Dave ordered a meat pizza not long ago... lol so it's not quite official, last I heard.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2009, 01:07:48 am »
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Bacon everything!
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 07:48:56 am »
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Dave is to Traitor as Bacon is to Awsome
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2009, 08:09:38 am »
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I've wanted to make Kosher Bacon flavored gum for years. Anyone know where I can find some?
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2009, 08:23:10 am »
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I don't know if it's Kosher or not, but

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11871.html

They also have jelly beans, floss, and toothpicks.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 08:40:06 am »
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OMG! Thanks Plynke!! they even com with a fuckin' CUTE tin!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2009, 06:27:20 pm »
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HAHA None for you. Bad, Dave. No meat by-products for you.

read the website.  it says that it is completely vegetarian.

And Kosher... wait... wtf? Dave went vegetarian?

kinda sorta, mostly for the most part.  i have been known to slip a little, and we are finishing off the meat in the house, although thats mostly gone now.  and its really only a kind loose veg.  i think fish are gonna be ok.  we'll see.  it may or may not be permanent.
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2009, 01:56:01 am »
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If you are doing this for health reasons, just stick with chicken and fish (anything not fried), and 90% lean beef.  Eat more dark green leafy veggies.  Potatoes, carrots, and iceberg lettuce do not count as veggies.

Also, don't get all your protein from soy.  You'll get man-boobs.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2009, 07:27:30 am »
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If you are doing this for health reasons, just stick with chicken and fish (anything not fried), and 90% lean beef.  Eat more dark green leafy veggies.  Potatoes, carrots, and iceberg lettuce do not count as veggies.

Also, don't get all your protein from soy.  You'll get man-boobs.

You just named  my favorite foods...if you also add the double Whataburger with cheese, fries, and a lemonade.
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 12:18:53 am »
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You just named  my favorite foods...if you also add the double Whataburger with cheese, fries, and a lemonade.

There is nothing wrong w/ eating carrots at all as far as I know.  I don't know why health nuts include it on the list of "doesn't count as veggies" really.  Potatoes aren't bad if you're trying to gain weight, but basically starches/carbs/etc = teh fats.  Chicken/Fish/veggies = teh sexxies.
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