Oh, I'll post it. I think I remember it all.
Jesus can't play rugby because he's only got 12 friends x3
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't play rugby because he's got holes in his hands x3
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't play rugby because he's got illegal head gear x3
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't play rugby because the goal post gives him flash backs x 3
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't play rugby because his dad might fix the match x3
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't play rugby because Jesus isn't real x3
Jesus saves, Jesus, saves, Jesus saves
and
jesus can't play rugby because he can't support the hooker. x3
and
mary can't play rugby because she's never touched a ball x3
also
judas can't play rugby cause he might cheat for the other team x3
and
moses can't play rugby cause he's got a burning bush. x3