I lied, I'm coming. I can't stay away from you sexy bitches.
Anyone want to give me a ride?
I'll split the cost of gas with ya.
Damn, I can't, I'm going to see my gramps for a while today then off to TRF (he is in Brenham).
But I hope to see your sexy ass there.
I LIED. I can't wait to get super fucked up. I may exceed all drinking expectations this weekend, I feel something epic coming on!