Serious Business

Stole this from Fark, but I figured you guys may like it.

The AFA has set up an online form to send Hallmark hate mail for making same sex marriage greeting cards, what a shame it would be if logical people used it to send Hallmark support mail instead

Email form can be found here.

Be advised: I wouldn't my own email addy there, as the AFA will surely have access to any info entered into those fields.  The form doesn't check to make sure the address is valid though, so anycombinationofletters@whatever.com will work.  Or afa@afa.net (which is valid), or p­h­is­hi­ng@council.bbb.org (which is the BBB's anti-phishing branch).

seems to be broken.  i wonder if some malicious hacker broke it, or if the AFA just sucks balls.  or possibly both.

Working again now.

Just for fun, I setup a dummy email acct to see if they'd add me to a list.  They totally did.  They sent me a confirmation email today.  Reported to gMail as spam.

I posted as a pastor withe the email gohumamonkey@gpoop.com

hehehehe. That was fun.

Hallmark blocked all hate mail coming from the AFA, so our support letters might not have made it...

So I'm here in San Anotonio, working downtown. While I was born close to this city, and visit regularly, downtown I know not. So everyday lunchtime is an adventure, driving around until I find someplace that looks appetizing. Well, my trainer the other day tells me of this burger joint right down the road. So today I'm starving, and don't feel like fighting traffic and wasting half my lunch hour searching, so a burger it'll be.
I get there and sit down at the bar. I'm talking to Jessica and I'm noticing that every single waiter is rather flamboyant. Now we all know gay guys are often waiters, but rarely is every single one... Then I look behind the bar. The Bud Light Tap is a rainbow. Now I've often said Bud Light sucks cock, but this is more extreme than I'd ever taken it. So yeah, as I really began to look around rainbows were everywhere. Middle of the day lunch time the crowd was a mix. There were cops, business people, and daisy duke wearing tone guys. I'd walked into a gay burger joint.

The burger was pretty good.




My trainer punked me.

fuck him.  how did he punk you?  you got a good burger out of the deal right?  beyond that, who the fuck cares if the guys who brought it to you likes it up the butt?

That's where the joke on them fell. I enjoyed the burger. Seriously, it was damn good. I was never at any time uncomfortable. Fuck, the closest I have to a biological brother likes the penis.

It was amusing however. Just sitting there, minding my business, and then *ding*. How bout that, the gays have their own burger joints now.

But as a large majority of civil servents (medics, firefighters, cops, etc.) are ex-millitary and straight arrow, walking into lunch and realizing halfway through your meal you are somewhere you are WAY out of place, is funny afterwards. It'd be like sending George into there. As crazy as the guy is, he is extremely homophobic. Not aggresive phobia, but more like scared as a little girl phobia. THAT would be funny.

So let me fix my previous statement. "My trainer tried to punk me."

But I should have known. I'm trained to observe my surroundings at all times. As I left lunch, I noticed within a two block radius there were three nightclubs. "Heat", "Pegesus", and "Zebras" (The zebra painted on the side of the building was not black and white, but multicolored).

That's where the joke on them fell. I enjoyed the burger. Seriously, it was damn good. I was never at any time uncomfortable. Fuck, the closest I have to a biological brother likes the penis.

It was amusing however. Just sitting there, minding my business, and then *ding*. How bout that, the gays have their own burger joints now.

But as a large majority of civil servents (medics, firefighters, cops, etc.) are ex-millitary and straight arrow, walking into lunch and realizing halfway through your meal you are somewhere you are WAY out of place, is funny afterwards. It'd be like sending George into there. As crazy as the guy is, he is extremely homophobic. Not aggresive phobia, but more like scared as a little girl phobia. THAT would be funny.

So let me fix my previous statement. "My trainer tried to punk me."

But I should have known. I'm trained to observe my surroundings at all times. As I left lunch, I noticed within a two block radius there were three nightclubs. "Heat", "Pegesus", and "Zebras" (The zebra painted on the side of the building was not black and white, but multicolored).

can you really call it a zebra if its not black and white?  seriously, thats really a stretch....

They're gay. They can do any damn thing they want with colors and call it whatever the hell they like...



...girlfriend!